Here's a possible scenario: it's Christmas Eve and you're feeling down. The only thing that will lift your mood is some early 80s adult contemporay action from a tall blonde guy and short dude with too much facial hair. What to do? Naturally, there's there app for that.
Well, not exactly an app but a hotline. Just called (719) 26-OATES and you'll be connected to Callin' Oates: Your Emergency Hall and Oates Hotline.
The menu is limited but effective. Press 1 and you'll get "One on One." Option 2 gives up "Rich Girl." Pressing 3 offers "Maneater." And option 4 results in "Private Eyes."
I appear to have fallen for it. This could be the last great Internet meme of 2011.