Earlier this week, a picture of David Bowie was big news. Why? Because for most of the last decade, the Man Who Fell to Earth seems to have become the Man Who Fell Off the Earth. These days, a Bowie sighting is about as rare as a black swan.
Bowie has even taken to using his original family name. When Iman told Twitter followers that she and her husband were watching their daughter in a school production of Willy Wonka, one fan responded: “Imagine David Bowie turning up to your school.” The model replied: “He turns [up] as David Jones, dad.”
Whoa. What does that mean? Anything? Or nothing?