Marilyn Manson, Fashion Model. No, Wait! I'm Serious!

For Saint Laurent, no less. Read the story at Billboard.

Headline of the Day: Justin Bieber Has His Monkey Quarantined

I know that sounds like some sexual euphamism, but it's not.  Bieber really does have a monkey and it has been quarantined in Germany.  From Billboard:

Justin Bieber had to leave a monkey in quarantine after landing in Germany last week without the necessary papers for the animal, an official said Saturday.

The 19-year-old singer arrived at Munich airport last Thursday. When he went through customs, he didn't have the documentation necessary to bring thecapuchin monkey into the country, so the animal had to stay with authorities.

When you start travelling the world with a f**kin' monkey, you've reached some kind of Michael Jackson-level of weirdness.  Is Bieber trying to become the new MJ-style King of Weird?  When do we start hearing about the hyperbaric chamber and the plastic surgery?

[Via Billboard]

KISS + Hello Kitty = TV Hell

I already believe that an extra-hot suite in hell has been reserved for whoever came up with the scourge that is Hello Kitty.  

The adjoining suite should be for whoever came up with this concept:  a Hello Kitty/KISS TV show.  I quote from USA Today:

Yes, I'm serious: Kiss Hello Kitty (working title) is now in development, and it's based on this line of Kiss x Hello Kitty products, which made its debut in 2010. The show will feature "four Kiss x Hello Kitty characters living their rock 'n' roll dreams and bringing pink anarchy to every situation they are in."

How does Gene Simmons look at himself in the mirror?  Oh, right.  He's a gazillionaire.

I'm Not Sure What's Happening in This Music Video, But I Can't Stop Watching It

The band is Winny Puhh and when they're not doing...this, they live in Estonia.  In a cave, presumably. Once again, this is why Eurovision is THE GREATEST TALENT SHOW IN THE UNIVERSE!

PS:  Hey, Tommy Lee:  Get some REAL spinning drums!

Dave Mustaine, Creationist

In a recent appearance on the Shockwaves/HardRadio podcast, Dave Mustaine dropped this bomb when the subject of the Higgs Boson and the Large Hadron Supercollider came up.

"Science is really interesting. I mean, I don't believe in evolution, I believe in creation, so science only goes so far with me, but I really dig looking at that whole way that's set up with the tubing and the piping and the reactors and all the stuff that goes along with it."

Creationism?  Really, Dave?  Really?  Read more about this malarky at Metal Injection.